| Your Blog Should Be Blue |
 Your blog is a peaceful, calming force in the blogosphere. You tend to avoid conflict - you're more likely to share than rant. From your social causes to cute pet photos, your life is a (mostly) open book. |
Dang. I thought I was more fun than that. And I tried blue, but didn't like it.
However, this 'idgit that I stumbled across en route to other things fits well with my post for today. The events I am about to describe started on a Monday, but it was the one two weeks ago. Out of deference for PFS's (who has the pinkest blog I've ever seen) GI woes that week I delayed describing my own issues with gastrointestinal dysfunction until now. And too, I was pretty busy dealing with the fallout (so to speak) at the time.
This was the sight that met my eyes (and nose) when I opened the office door to feed the Sugar Babies that Monday morning:
Yes, those little brown, yellow, and white puddles are exactly what you think they are. Every 6-8 inches around the circumference of the room. I know exactly what happened.
D-day. It's 2 am, all watches synchronized.
ATTEN-TION!
"Sugar baby squad all present and accounted for, sir!"
Dress right - DRESS!
Ready - FRONT!
By the numbers - POOP!
There's no other way to account for the absolute regularity of the interval.
3 comments:
Wow. Yuck. Wow.
But they stayed off the carpet! Wow, what good little kitties!
I was wondering if someone would notice that. We had only one carpet disaster in two weeks of diarrhea, and that was Sweetie's statement downstairs, where it's wall-to-wall. But lots of clean-up from the tile and wood floors.
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