Monday, May 14, 2007

Blue Monday

Your Blog Should Be Blue

Your blog is a peaceful, calming force in the blogosphere.
You tend to avoid conflict - you're more likely to share than rant.
From your social causes to cute pet photos, your life is a (mostly) open book.

Dang. I thought I was more fun than that. And I tried blue, but didn't like it.

However, this 'idgit that I stumbled across en route to other things fits well with my post for today. The events I am about to describe started on a Monday, but it was the one two weeks ago. Out of deference for PFS's (who has the pinkest blog I've ever seen) GI woes that week I delayed describing my own issues with gastrointestinal dysfunction until now. And too, I was pretty busy dealing with the fallout (so to speak) at the time.

This was the sight that met my eyes (and nose) when I opened the office door to feed the Sugar Babies that Monday morning:

Yes, those little brown, yellow, and white puddles are exactly what you think they are. Every 6-8 inches around the circumference of the room. I know exactly what happened.

D-day. It's 2 am, all watches synchronized.


"Sugar baby squad all present and accounted for, sir!"

Dress right - DRESS!

Ready - FRONT!

By the numbers - POOP!

There's no other way to account for the absolute regularity of the interval.


PinkFluffySlippers said...

Wow. Yuck. Wow.

Maricello said...

But they stayed off the carpet! Wow, what good little kitties!

Gottagopractice said...

I was wondering if someone would notice that. We had only one carpet disaster in two weeks of diarrhea, and that was Sweetie's statement downstairs, where it's wall-to-wall. But lots of clean-up from the tile and wood floors.